You Might Be A College Student...

1. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
2. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
3. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
4. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
5. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
6. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
7. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
8. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's"cheaper", even though it sucks
9. If you wake up 10 minutes before class
10. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
11. If your social life consists of a date with the library
12. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
13. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
14. If your walls are plastered with posters
15. If you get more sleep in class than in your room
16. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
17. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
18. If you get more e-mail than mail......
19. If you cannot give someone directions to your house without looking up the street names.
20. If you sign greeting cards by putting :-) next to your signature.